/vr/ - Retro Games

With the new influx of zoomies here, which 5th gen console is best? PS1, N64, or Saturn?

Let's SENSIBLY discuss the upsides AND downsides of each main Gen 5 console. As someone who owned both a PS1 and an N64, I always saw the ups and downs of both.

I'll start.

PS1 (Good)
>Best Audio
>Best RPGs
>FMVs
>Best Adult Content
>Most Variety
>Doubles as a CD Player
>Cheaper Games and Accessories
>PS Magazine had Demo Discs

PS1 (Bad)
>Most Shovelware
>Least Durable
>Got Normies Involved
>Worst Controller (arguable)
>Copycat

N64 (Best)
>Best Multiplayer
>Best Graphics (arguable)
>Best (3D) Platformers, Racing and Sports
>Most 10/10 Classics Per Capita
>Best Accessories (Rumble, etc)
>No Loading Times, and Save-To-Cart

N64 (Bad)
>Most Expensive
>Least Selection
>Too Kiddy
>Promised More Than It Delivered

Saturn (Good)
>Best 2D (Beat em ups, Shmups, side scrollers etc)
>Best Arcade Ports
>Best Foreign Import Scene

Saturn (Bad)
>Worst Graphics
>Too Niche
>(Now) Very Expensive
>Too Many Flops, and WTF happened to Sonic?
>Out of Action by 1998
>Worst Multiplat Titles


Feel free to add to the list.

What's the best looking (3D) game on each platform?
>PS1: Metal Gear or Gran Turismo 2
>N64: World Driver Championship or CBFD
>Saturn: Burning Rangers

Can we please stop the console warring over old systems like 45 yo manchild incels and just admit all three of these consoles were fucking amazing?

It's 1996 and you're in high school. You have three classmates who each own one of these consoles. One guy is a jock, one is a nice funny guy, and one is a creepy incel. Which console belongs to which?