/vr/ - Retro Games

Fucking pizzles, how do they work!?

I'm a very intelligent man, but for the fuck of me, I cannot find most secrets in most levels, whether it's official or unofficial Doom wads. Not to mention secret exit - fucking forget those. I only found one once in Doom 1 or 2, but then died and it loaded me on the next level.
I've mastered the basic set theory as well as most of the reals' foundations and yet I cannot figure out those motherfuckers on my smart day. Is it just random bullshit or is it about knowing some autistic tricks or gimmicks, like on Olympiads?

> tfw no qtpi gf to eat her pussy under the table as she plays plutonia 3
So anyway what's the easiest suicide method?

> graphics mod
> 10% is amazing
> 90% is fucking trash
> guess what you can't toggle shit
This is by far the most upsetting mistake everybody makes. What a fucking waste.

WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS FUCKING SHIT NOT WORK?

http://petersjostrand.com/

I'VE DONE FUCKING EVERYTHING, I GOT EVERY XNA, FRAMEWORK4532423413.NET@@#$$!~?55333.00001 LATEST VERSION INSTALLED, WTF IS FUCKING WRONG?!

HOW FUCKING HARD CAN IT BE TO MAKE YOUR SHITTY GAME PLAYABLE?! I JUST WANT TO FUCKING PLAY THE GAME, NOT GET FUCKED BY THIS RETARDED SOFTWARE SHIT!

UGGGGHHHHH.
FUCK.

>>3545246
> post hdoom screenshot
> get fucking b& for 4 fucking days
> posting tons of blood, gore and curse words is okay
> 4 pixel nipples on female demon-horse is not
> mfw