/vr/ - Retro Games

>tfw you loved Vectorman as a kid and came back to it later
>tfw Vectorman 2 somehow killed the style with a simple voice change to be more of a soulless robot

>Be 90's
>Little me reading my uncles Gamepro
>Vectorman!!
>"Woah dose grafix"
>"LOOK AT THOSE 2D LIGHTING EFFECTS"
>Can't wait to rent this shit!!
>Blockbuster
>Just get Sonic 2 for the billionth time
>Never play Vectorman
>Years pass
>28 now, 3 kids, loving wife
>Vectorman $4
> "FUCK YEAH"
>Get home, slam that shit in the genny
>Start up screen
>Looks like balls flying out of my face into the center of a spinning 3D "V" while sick ass cyber-rape music plays
>Stay current on videogames but my mind is being blown, cant wait
>Story slides start playing, ending with Vectorman stepping off his ship looking like a fucking boss
>"Day 1: Terraport"
>"AWWWWWW YEEEAAAAH"
>Sick ass sweeping electronica is pumping my veins and cock
>Immediately run into enemy
>Half dead already
>"Oh gotta shoot!!"
>"BOO-BOO-BOO!!!"
>pretty loud sound effect
>enemy still alive
>"BOO-BOO-BOO-BOO-BOO-BOO-BOO-BOO-BOO"
>finally dead
>take off running
>4 purple dragonfly's fly into my mouth
>i'm dead
>title screen
>options
>no sound effect slider for audio, cannot adjust
>start new game
>"BOO-BOO-BOO-BOO-BOO-BOO-BOO-BOO-BOO-BOO-BOO-BOO-BOO-BOO-BOO-BOO-BOO-BOO"
>making progress
>"BOO-BOO-BOO-BOO-BOO-BOO-BOO-BOO-BOO"
>No real direction, No way to anticipate hazards or enemies
>Jumping off ledges hoping to not land on an enemy while I have 1 piece of life
>Dieing non stop
>Can't even hear the cool music over BOO-BOO-BOO-BOO-BOO-BOO-BOO-BOO-BOO!
>Oh the hanging TV's are powerups...
>BOO-BOO-BOO: The Game
>Get one cool drill powerup that can only be used in a particular spot then goes away
>why
>Get to pussy ass plane boss
>"BOO-BOO-BOO-BOO-BOO-BOO-BOO-BOO-BOO"
>Day 2: BOO-BOO-BOO
>Honestly didn't even know what the fuck was going on in this level until the second time I tried.

This fucking game disappointed me. discuss.