/vr/ - Retro Games

>>7971712
I actually like this game, but I also feel that it's hideously overrated. The dungeons are enjoyable and challenging, the music is good, and the atmosphere is good. But the combat system feels clunky and the game is an absolute chugfest. A lot of the praise for the graphics is not really relevant nowadays, the attempt to go "realistic" just looks laughable now. It was really groundbreaking for the time but it doesn't hold up as well. I honestly believe that A Link to the Past and Wind Waker have both aged more gracefully, and are more enjoyable to pick up and play today.WWVJ

I'm sorry, but it's just not that _bad.

Majoras mask was a cunt and sold onname brand alone.
>retarded story
>even more annoying navi
>worst characters, FUCKING TINGLE
>retarded time mechanic
>clock town fetch quests and DIARY fucking DIARY
>masks mechanic
this was bad in OOT, but just a side quest filler made it fun and acceptable, the whole focus of mask in this game is stupid and annoying, it deviates too far from what made OOT great, dungeons, princess, bosses and LINK.
mask man, skull kid and majora is just too fucking far out acid trip.
Did I mention the moon? nigger are you high ?
deku scrub flower poppin stupidity
goron rolling retardedness
zora swimming bonk everything

miyamoto gave them too much free rein and they took what could have been an amazing sequel ti OOT and managed to shit out soem stand alone what the fuck is gong on retarded pile of shit.
Take away the zelda name, and link clothes and this would have stood shoulder to shoulder with all the other fail heap of shit games the N64 is infamous for, its superman tier.

good music? ywah the clock town theme and battle tracks, no catchy ocarina melodies, oh?
THATS BECASUE YOURE PLAYING A FUCKING TRUMPET, FISH GUITAR OR BONGOS LLOLOLOL!

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convoluted dungeons and annoying side quest like that fucking crying baby or the fish egg tanks.
even 100% speed runs cant be optimised becasue of so much back and fourth.

UFOs? what the fuck is that in my zelda for?
FAIRY MASK LOL! cant forget this shit, cross dressing is fun! did I mention you have to catch all the faries !
100 gold skultullas was cool in OOT right?
LETS MAKE ROOMS WHERE YOU HAVE TO GET 20 OF THEM! that'll waste some time !

LETS REMOVE THE SAVE FUNCTION AND PUT SOME STUPID OWLS IN, THAT MAKES SENSE, KIDS LIKE OWLS, no nigger thats the illuminati.

I dont hate this game, but I hate the fact they ruined the opportunity to make a good OOT sequel, this is not zelda, this is a piece of shit mask and dress up game where I need to make a diary to serve and keep people happy while I try to get my horse back but the ominous moon.

This whole shit game could have been avoided if miyamoto gave direction and we wer'nt a little faggot and KEPT OUR GOD DAMN FUCKING HORSE AND RODE IT PAST THIS SHITTY TOWN WITH A WEIRD PEDO MASK MAN, NO I DONT WANT A FUCKING MASK FUCK OFF.

OOT 4LYFE