/vr/ - Retro Games

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Mario speaks English in every game that he appears in since Mario Bros, be it in manuals, ads, implied in-game or just a few words. He was never retconned from living in a house to just living like a wild animal in the woods, so that entire argument is shit. His personality and mental state is inconsistent as fuck since Mario has no real lore, but he's always depicted as a civilized human.

The boxes are obviously alive in YI, they tell you the player what to do. They have moving mouths nigga.

>Of course, Yoshi is intelligent enough to drive motor vehicles and play sports by the rules, but you're right, he's just a dumb animal.
He's still a goofy cartoon character in a goofy cartoon world, obviously. Anyone's going to be able to do this shit no matter how much their character devolves. Donkey Kong can do that shit and he's always just been a big dumb ape.
>They should've modeled his cart after a mailbox to pacify you.
You're really hung up on that, it was just a minor example to show how Yoshi has changed over the years.

I'm not rationalizing shit, I just don't like Yoshi going from a big dinosaur froggy to an annoying ugly retarded frog, and I gave a quick jesting analysis to explain my opinion, I'm sorry I insulted your fetish fuel or whatever.

You're looking way too far into what I have to say, calm down.