[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/vr/ - Retro Games

Search:


View post   

>> No.9895013 [View]
File: 603 KB, 2000x1369, sega-system1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9895013

The SEGA System.
You WILL confess the True Name.
DO IT, NOW!!

SAY THE NAME!!!

>> No.8714065 [DELETED]  [View]
File: 603 KB, 2000x1369, sega-system1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8714065

I really wonder about the pathetic janitor. What sort of sorry loser are you anyway? I mean, you just keep on losing, over and over and over.
All you have to do is confess the Sega System and there will be an end to your suffering.
DO IT.
Confess the SEGA System.
Do it, NOW!

SEE YOU TOMORROW, LOSER!!!
HAR! HAR! HAR!!!!

>> No.8636370 [DELETED]  [View]
File: 603 KB, 2000x1369, sega-system1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8636370

I've read this Sega manual from cover to cover, and the word "master" can't be found anywhere.
Literally anywhere!!
All I see, over and over is "SEGA System".
It's everywhere. Trademarked in fact.
It's as if the "master system" label was only designated for the bundle set with the Light Phaser and Safari Hunt, which is EXACTLY HOW THEY MARKETED THE SEGA SYSTEM.

But you fat, ignorant, balding middle-aged losers can't accept this simple fact of reality, because you're all a bunch of dimwitted incels, especially the janitors.
You are all useless and good for nothing. Submit to the great SEGA System, or be forever banished.

>> No.8299956 [DELETED]  [View]
File: 603 KB, 2000x1369, sega-system1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8299956

You fat, ugly, middle-aged, balding losers (especially you, jannies) will taste my SEGA System wrath!
The real name is SEGA System!

SEGA
SYSTEM

Say it!
NOW!!!!!!

>> No.8269280 [DELETED]  [View]
File: 603 KB, 2000x1369, 1597404851438.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8269280

Was the original name of the "Sega Master System" just "Sega System" ?

>> No.7907026 [DELETED]  [View]
File: 603 KB, 2000x1369, 6A6313E2-420B-46C8-860A-601ECE7C9378.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7907026

sega system

>> No.7385731 [View]
File: 603 KB, 2000x1369, 7ED65A42-8EAE-467F-803B-8D39B62BC2FE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7385731

>>7385723
>>7385724
Explain this atheist

>> No.7222607 [DELETED]  [View]
File: 603 KB, 2000x1369, segasystem1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7222607

The original name for the SEGA Master System was actually the "SEGA System". Just wanted to inform you. Have a nice day!

>> No.7200863 [View]
File: 603 KB, 2000x1369, SEGA1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7200863

>>7200836
Keep up the good work, lad.
Please post that the original name for the Sega Master System was actually just the "SEGA System".
They get really mad, especially the jannies, even though it's a very true fact.

>> No.7159185 [View]
File: 603 KB, 2000x1369, sega-system1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7159185

>>7159180
Excuse me?

>> No.7110281 [View]
File: 603 KB, 2000x1369, sega-system1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7110281

>>7109429
>faked TM

>> No.7073141 [DELETED]  [View]
File: 603 KB, 2000x1369, sega-system1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7073141

I dare anyond to tell me I'm wrong, but I know you won't because you're all TOO AFRAID.
Did you know the original name for the first Sega video game system in America was the "SEGA System" and not Master System which was just a name for the bundle with the Light Revolver?
It was.

>> No.7016649 [DELETED]  [View]
File: 603 KB, 2000x1369, sega-system1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7016649

>>7016641
SEGA System

>> No.6952026 [View]
File: 603 KB, 2000x1369, sega-system1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6952026

>>6945129
It's called the SEGA System.

>> No.6912987 [View]
File: 603 KB, 2000x1369, sega-system1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6912987

>>6912969
You mean the SEGA System.

>> No.6895774 [View]
File: 603 KB, 2000x1369, sega-system1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6895774

>>6895772
Additional Sega System mentioned here.

>> No.6767459 [DELETED]  [View]
File: 603 KB, 2000x1369, sega-system1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6767459

Comment:

Dear Fellow Gamesters,

Hello, I would like to ask everyone a question, if I may. I'm new to this artificial wooden "board" (laughs out loud), but one of my girlfriends was showing me her dad's collection of Sega manuals. We spent hours studying these manuals (in between pleasuring each other) and we came across a startling discovery. The name of Sega's first system was called the SEGA System, not master system. I asked some of my other model girlfriends and they all came to this same conclusion.

Sincerely,
Anonymous Poster

>> No.6765165 [View]
File: 603 KB, 2000x1369, sega-system1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6765165

>>6765159
But it really was called the Sega System.

Navigation
View posts[+24][+48][+96]