/vr/ - Retro Games

>>10902868
I know it's retard bait, but I'm going to reply anyway.
There are actually tons of japanese games out there with text translations. Like genuinely a lot. Simply translating a game is not that hard and plenty of people have done it. But it is way, way, WAY more work to figure out how to get that shit into the actual game, get the font spaced properly (because Japanese games use different font rules than US ones due to sentences in kanji taking up less space), and making sure it doesn't cause constant crashes. That is the primary hurdle in preventing translation. It's not like manga scanlation where you can just edit in the new text in photoshop and you're done.

>>10757398
Nothing. For one, Yuzu emulated a current console people sell games for unlike the GC which has been dead for almost 40 years in Nintendo's eyes. More importantly, Yuzu did literally the ONE thing emulator creators are supposed to never do no matter what, which is make money off of it. We all agreed back in the day that if we profit from what we're doing there's no way we can keep the lawyers off our ass, so it had to be done out of the goodness of our hearts. Yuzu got cocky.

>>10708115
>Most of the puzzles that actually are bullshit are from games no one has ever played outside of hardcore adventure fans.
Monkey Island 2 had one of the most bullshit puzzles ever. And no, it's not the monkey wrench, it's the fucking spitting contest. I'm just going to copy what someone said in the last MI2 thread because they sad it better than I can.
>Assume it has something to do with a combo of spit sounds (snort -> swish -> ptooie)
>Isn't working so I walk around a bit and try and look at other islands
>Check the library cause maybe there's a book about it there but isn't
>Go back to starting island and enter the bar, see spit on the boards and assume I need a drink
>Get a drink and go back, drink it, spit, fail
>Look up a guide
>"Yeah you gotta put the yellow and blue drink together to make a green drink and spit with that"
>Do the above
>STILL fail
>Check guide
>"Yeah and it's gotta be wind assisted"
>Watch the scarf and spit when the wind is blowing
>STILL FAIL
>Check guide
>"Yeah you gotta cheat by buying a horn from the antique shop and blowing it on the other screen to trick everyone including the judge into thinking the mail boat has come and when they're all off screen you can move the flags and win the contest that way"
>mfw

That's a "fuck you, buy the guide" puzzle, let's not pretend it isn't

>>9821192
Alright, I'll bite since you clearly baited for a reply with how your post ended, what's your supposed worst outcome?

>>9721796
>>9721853
Because there is no difference between 4chan or reddit anymore. I know people will get upset by me saying that or post soijaks in response which only proves my point, but the reality is reddit historically has never had a problem with running a meme into the ground and then just never stop using it. 4chan would do that but it would also stop using said memes the second it saw someone else using them because 4chan was incredibly insecure and hated the idea of anyone else being part of their unironic secret club so they would abandon anything that spread in order to maintain that. That's why 4chan is unironically, with complete sincerity, listed in polls as a form of social media now. Because that's all the site really is these days, just one where you aren't punished for saying nigger/faggot/tranny/insert no-no word you can't say on other sites (even though racism is officially banned outside of /b/ and /pol/). It's basically just twitter for autists, especially in its obsession with being paid attention to.

>>9076345
>Capcom alreadybsaid CFC will have no influence of getting a new game
Why should it when the community never fucking pays for anything anyway?
>Capcom tests the water with Megaman fans by releasing the legacy collection
>Megaman fans: HOLY SHIT, THIS IS OUR CHANCE, BROS, LET'S BUY IT SO WE CAN SNIFF ROLL'S CUNNY IN HD
>Megaman 11 cums out
>Megaman fans: arigatou, kapukon, roru chan wa kawaii deshita uoooooh ikuuuuuu

>Capcom tests the water with Darkstalkers fans by releasing Resurrection
>Darkstalkers poser niggers: LMFAOOO I CAN JUST PLAY THIS SHIT ILLEGALLY ON FIGHTCADE WITH THE SAME 4 TRANNY SPICS AND NOT PAY FOR ANYTHING, FUCK GETTING ANYONE NEW INTO THE GAMES I CLAIM TO LIKE, FINNABOUTTA BOYCOTT THIS RELEASE AND NOT EVEN INTERACT WITH THESE BITCHES UNLESS THEY JOIN MY DISCORD, FINNA GATEKEEP THESE SCRUB ASS NEW NIGGAS, NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA BITCH NIGGA
>no new Darktalkers cums out
>Darkstalkers poser niggers: wtf capcom why do you hate us....

And before you say
>no one said that
Did you miss the game getting announced and then everyone on here saying "this is a waste of money, don't get it, the ranked mode is just for lil pussies too afraid of the fightcade gods" and then we posted the fc2 numbers and they started coping? This is why I will never respect vampire niggers. they wouldn't even play a new game anyway, but that's beside the point. It was all over. You want me to link you the posts, my nigga?
https://arch.b4k.co/vg/thread/373943498/#373969556

>>8774268
M7 will still never leave Japan because the licensing on its music is a fucking labyrinthian nightmare. When it first premiered in SRW, series director Terada wanted the songs to all be full vocal, only to learn he'd have to pay through the nose for that to happen. So we got stuck with the renditions we have
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYYto2ahkEo

>>8783707
Macross 7 was an incedibly popular show in Japan so it's not really contrarian. Unlike in the west where he's a lot more divisive, people in Japan fucking loved Basara.

I'm gonna move it today! The mountain! The galaxy! LISTEN TO MY SONG!