/vr/ - Retro Games

Here are some good ones:

> Some younger portoguese kid from school
> Has Sega Genesis
> Tells me he has Dragon: Bruce Lee Story
> tells me it has fatalities,like ripping people's head off, and the girls being nude and shit.
> ask him to show me (I knew it was bullshit)
> go to his place
> play game
> Shit game, nothing happens
> tells me his mom REMOVED the brutality chip from the game

Another older dude:

> Tells me there is Sexuality in MK3
> Sub-Zero can undress girls
> believe him
> get SNES version, nothing there
> he tells me it only works on PS1.
> mfw.jpg

and something recently happened:

> a bro asks me how one piece pw is
> tell him its ok, I can lend it to you
> tells me : all right
> later that day we go to his place
> I see a rental version of One Piece there
> he says: Oh? Didnt I tell you?
> i said no....ask him if he played it
> he says : NO NOT YET
> turn on PS3
> his trophies for One piece are at 10%
> (know its bullshit, still pretend to be naive)
> he says "Must have been the neighbours kid"
> I say ok and check the dates on the trophies: dates are the same day, before we met. (obviously he played it)
> I tell him the date is early in the morning
> he says "damn my neighbours kid shouldnt get in so early"
> mfw.jpg

I still don't know why he did that...BTW we are 29 years old. Never called him out on this One Piece bullshit.