/vr/ - Retro Games

>be me
>stormtrooper stationed at the Tak base on Talay
>standing in a locked room next to a floating, spinning rebel insignia with the lights off
>minding my own business
>suddenly alarms go off, someone's attacking the base
>it's one guy wearing a brown leather jacket with one of our rifles
>he's killing fucking everyone
>go out to check it out
>he's running around in a circle shooting all of my buddies and superior officers
>all of his shots are hitting
>piss my suit a little
>raise my rifle and yell "YOU DON'T HAVE AUTHORIZATION TO BE HERE"
>he looks at me and starts jumping around
>shoot at him
>he's so fucking fast that he dodges my fucking lasers
>can't hit him
>his ship lands
>still shooting him
>he doesn't even get in it for five minutes
>MFW he finally decides to leave after he just slaughtered everyone on the base