/vr/ - Retro Games

>>10376086
I went out clubbing with friends one time, and our last stop was an 80's themed club literally called DeLorean's. They had several NES games on the wall (the consoles were behind the wall, so all you saw was the screen and the controllers), including SMB and Punchout. This was my opportunity to show off to the qt3.14s accompanying us, since I fancy myself bretty gud at those games. Disastrously, however, as soon as I tried to actually play, I noticed the controls were completely off, and that's when I saw the controllers were cheap chink knockoffs that only superficially looked like the originals. Suffice it to say, my inputs didn't register half the time. I Game Over'd in like World 1-3 in SMB, and lost to fucking Von Kaiser in Punchout. The girls just kinda laughed and went elsewhere, and I swore to my friend that the controllers fucking sucked, but he laughed said I probably just had too much to drink. Fuck 'em all.

>>8941910
BUUUUUUUURN

BUUUUUUUUUUUUURN

>>8713242
I was not acquainted with the story of this thing, so I looked it up.

Jesus FUCK. Plebbit was a fucking mistake.

>>8556860
Monster cables were needlessly tight and require you to damn near break the inputs on your TV for them to actually fit. I actually had to get some pliers and pull on the wedges outward to loosen them up just enough for the cable to go in without needing Herculean force.

>>8357634
Nope. Nope nope nope fucking NOPE.

Most retarded thing I've seen in a long, long time. To think I almost picked this up.