/vr/ - Retro Games

This isn't quite out in the open but these people don't have fucking doors.

>>2705979
Didn't stop me from picking it up when I saw a copy. Weirdest game I own. And yeah, it blows total ass.

I love how absurdly long the name is though. It's gotta be the longest one on the SNES.

>>2501930
Ayla x Robo with a jealous Lucca looking on.

>Lucca secretly crushes on Robo for being a big robot and says lewd things while fixing his parts
>Robo doesn't understand this shit at all
>Ayla meanwhile is just challenging everyone to strength fights
>Robo accidentally outstrongs her by virtue of being a 9' tall robot
>Ayla gets super competitive but eventually relents, admitting Robo is the strongest
>Ayla promises herself to Robo as strongest husband and chief
>Robo doesn't get what the fuck is going on
>Lucca jealous rage
>Ayla and Robo warming up to each other while Robo still doesn't get whats going on
>Ayla explains to Robo they need to fuck
>Robo says hes not properly equipped and leaves to go bother a desperate Lucca
>Lucca is overjoyed to see Robo paying attention to her over Lucca
>"Lucca, I need mechanisms to fuck"
>"Oh Yeah~?"
>"To fuck Ayla, to make babies"
>Lucca destroyed, she runs around finding sperm to use in her weird robo dick machine
>Fic ends with Ayla having a baby, people ask Lucca who she got sperm from
>Cue Ozzie laugh

>>2324481
>teenage humans from nothing

What a silly question. The prehistoric era is littered with good doing teenagers running around having parties all day.
I'm sure we can teach the savages some religion.