/vr/ - Retro Games

Is that all?

>bad dudes kidnapped your gf
>start kicking ass if you want her back
This is the greatest story told in retro games, without exception. Gives the player a sense of urgency and relatable motivation. No lengthy exposition needed, you know what must be done. And you feel like a badass doing it.

Stories about crystals, time traveling elves and wizards trying to summon meteors will never, ever come close.