/vr/ - Retro Games

>ywn relive being in 6th grade and having your buddies run crowd around you in your living room during Xmas break watching you play the game and beg for a turn
>ywn again tell them to fuck off and get their own game
>ywn again be that "Zelda guy" that people come to for advice on how to beat the water temple and get 4 bottles
Take me fuckin back

>>4552670

delet this filth

>do a grand prix for shits(mushroom cup, I think)
>mario circuit
>in first, had a triple mushroom, down to I think my last one
>save it for that last turn before you go through the big pipe before the finish line
>boost through the sand to get ahead
>get back on the track on the otherside, boost runs out but I dont see anything immediately behind
>finish 1st
>while times are being tallied, 2nd place was 3 milliseconds behind me

seriously, fuck the rubberbanding in 64

>WAD has a Dead Simple tribute/redesign/copy

>>3813492
>Fucking Enix takeover.
>Implying it was Enix that ruined Square and not the other way around

>>3622381
>last 5 maps of the wad are slaughter maps
dropped desu

>>3536907
make his face this

If anyone here is in reselling or resells online, kill yourselves. Just a little thought. I'm just trying to plant seeds. Maybe one day they'll take root. I don't know. You try. Kill yourselves. Seriously if you are do. No really. There's no rationalization for what you do, and you are satans little helpers. You are the ruiner of all things good. Seriously. This is not a joke. You're all like "there's gonna be a joke coming", there's no fucking joke coming, just kill yourselves. You are satans spawn, filling the world with artificially price raised shit games and giving emulation only users fuel for their inane arguments. You are fucked and you are fucking us. Kill yourself. It's the only way to save your fucking soul. Kill yourself.

I know all the resellers are just going "oh he's doing a joke or something", there's no joke here whatsoever. Suck a talepipe, fucking hang yourself, borrow a gun from a friend, rid the world of your evil existence.

I know what all the resellers out there are thinking "oh he's just mad we snipped all the good prices ;^). We HELP retrogaming by going out and finding these things and take a measly profit for doing so." Oh I am not fucking mad you little evil scumbags.

How do you live like that? I bet you sleep like fuckin babies don't you. "What'd you do tonight honey?" "Oh I uh, I uh sold a copy of some trash game that deserves to be forgotten to some young, uninformed hipster for 500 quid, ginnight!" "yeah you know, we just said "hey we went through all the trouble of finding this game for you, so you wouldn't have to, and all we did is charge a modest fee" "What? How's the gameplay? Did I mention it was rare?" "What do you mean "recommended price" I doubt more than 5 people on God's green earth have this baby!"

This is your world, isn't it? God. Kill yourselves