/vr/ - Retro Games

>>4586007
>the Saturn isn't ready in time and people want 3d games

Sega: Egads, Sega is ruined! But what if I were to create a cheap addon and disguise it as a stopgap til the new console. Ohohoho, delightfully devilish, Sega!

>gamers come in
Gamers: SEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAAA!

Sega: Oh I was just releasing Sonic 3d Blast. Isometric exercise. Care to join me?

>gamers shake head, close door, Sega runs off to the dev shed outside to make a cheap mushroom addon

Sega: Well I hope you're ready for mouthwatering 32-bit games!
Gamers: But I thought we were having Sega Saturn.
Sega: No no, Sega 32X.
Gamers: You call 32-bit games.....Sega 32x.
Sega: Yes! Old company recipe. Patented addons. Yum yum, Knuckles Chaotix.
Gamers: And you call these 32 bit despite the fact they are obviously 16 with expansion chips.
Sega: Yes!

>Sega goes to the kitchen, Let's Go Away can lightly be heard through the door and the Hornet is parked in the middle. Sega rejoins the table with a yawn.
Gamers: Good LORD what is HAPPENING in there.
Sega: Sega Saturn?
Gamers: May we see it?
Sega: No.