/vr/ - Retro Games

>>10232159
Nobody likes the shitturn. NOBODY.

>>10218715
Because it was a piece of fuckin' shit.

>>10191836
>shitty ports
>>10191837
>weebshit

The Sega Shiturn... was a fucking mistake.

>>10175914
You should blow it up with some dynamite and then get an actually good Sega system.

Do the world a favour and wipe out all traces of the Sega-goddamned-Shiturn's existence.

In hindsight, the Sega Shiturn should've never been released. Shitty hardware, shitty library, shitty mascot, also it killed Sega.

>>10149363
The Sega Shiturn.

>library consists of 99% embarrassingly cringe weebshit shovelware
>clusterfuck hardware that was a nightmare to develop on and sunk Sega in manufacturing expenses and ran 3D games like dogshit
>scraps Sonic in favor of a faggot flying clown to be the system's mascot
>no backwards compatibility with the superior Genesis despite having a cartridge slot

Its failure was ultimately responsible for Sega's demise. Fuck the Shiturn, the shittiest console OF ALL TIME.

All Sega had to do was go all in on the 32X and believe in the Chad Drive, release a combo system based off it (the Neptune) for japs since they were retards and didn't buy a Chad Drive there, never release the Shiturn because not only was it overpriced but also extremely tedious to develop for and had no chance of beating either the Playstation or the N64, then release 3dfx-based Dreamcast so as not to scare away support from EA and other western devs and make porting from PC even easier, and thus would have never crashed. A 3dfxcast would've obliterated N64 and PSX, and without the burden of the Shiturn being a massive failure, could've lived a full life span, unlike neither Shiturn nor the Dreamcast got.

But no, the retard japs had to fuck it all up.

>>10019076
Yeah, however they wouldn't have had go to bankrupt if the Shiturn hadn't been such a massive fucking piece of shit.

>>10007743
No- I don't play cringey weebshit.

>>9994183
>something Shiturn-related is fuckin dogshit

What'd you expect? Fuck the Sega Shiturn.

>>9990063
I tried to warn you dawg.

The Sega Shiturn was a fucking mistake that hemorrhaged Sega beyond repair. Fuck it.

>>9966549
Too bad Sega thought a faggot purple clown should be the Shiturn's 'scot and not based Croc. Why were SoJ so damn retarded?

>>9949568
>2D trash
Not our future, Saturncel.

>>9938232
Shiturn fanboys trying to deflect from the fact that they never got their own Sonic Team scotformer and to discredit the 32X, a superiour platform than the Shiturn.

You'll see them coping on /vr/ by praising the likes of Sonic Jam, despite how shitty the versions of the games are on it.

It must be quite sad to be a Saturn owner. I'd feel sorry for them if they weren't so delusional and obnoxious with how desperately they try to defend the console which forever ruined Sega.

>>9927817
>I don't have much time.

Neither does the Sega-piece-of-fuckin-Shiturn when I'm through with it.

>Sega Shiturn first person shooters
i sleep

>Dreamcast first person shooters
NOW WE'RE TALKING.

>>9740398
The Sega Shiturn did literally nothing right.
Cursed console that contributed the most to the death of Sega. May it forever rot in shit.

>>9698792
>begging for ports of old Mega CD games
What, does the Shiturn not have anything for you to play? Lmao, what a shitty system.

>>9691056
>Sega Shiturn
Shitty ports, weebshit, the list goes on......

>>9668035
>Saturncels
>chads
Thanks for the laugh. Go back to jacking off to your shitty tranime games and your pathetic failure of a system, loser.

>The Saturn is not our future
Was this a real quote?
I've heard this quote being repeated a lot, but a different source each time. Some say it was E3, others magzine interviews. I highly doubt its existence.

>>9637808
They don't call it the Sega Shiturn for nothing.

Fuck that thing for ruining Sega, and fuck weebniggers who unironically defend it.

>>9633459
Shiturn couldn't even handle my dick up its ass.

>>9622063
Only if you plan on throwing it in the wood chipper so nobody makes the mistake of actually playing that piece of shit.

Fuck the Sega Shiturn.