/vr/ - Retro Games

>Be Ranger
>you have to go in different dimensions
>you can't even get used to it because they're always different
>you can't catch a break,you can't go back to Earth
>you have one emotion for 95% of the time
>you miss your wife and daughter
>without you,she can't problably pay the rent
>therefore they're rotting on the streets
>or she's whoring herself so she can have something to eat for her and your daughter
>She's gone away
>you can't have sex because they're all males and all hideous as hell
>TFW the only female you met so far didn't have nothing human at all
>Blazkowicz has a wife who fight with him
>Doomguy has HDOOM as a mod so he gets some too
>the sequel of your game is not even a sequel to begin with
>no one tried to replicate your aesthetic until Amid Evil aka 22 years later
>Arcane Dimension is arguably your greatest mod but doesn't get much attention from the media unlike other games mods.
>Finally makes a comeback only to be called an Overwatch copycat

Being Ranger just sucks