/vr/ - Retro Games

>>7020947
>>7021612
>>7021620
>>7021683

I'll drop this here.

>Be me
>in college
>partying, learning, good times
>3-4 virgins on my hall always in the same room playing Smash Melee.
>They start the Smash Melee club.
>I like video games, but not really a smash fan, play with them once to be friendly.
>Thought I was average at the game, but they all beat me easily.
>Their Smash autism force turns from neutron star to black hole.
>Leaving to catch 8:30am class, hear them debating about which character has the best blocks/whatever.
>Come back after party at 2am, still here them playing Smash and having their "smash debates."
>Their dorm room is right next to the stairs, and the elevator takes forever.
>Every time I walk by they are playing Smash. Leave for breakfast - smash. Back to get books mid-day - smash. Bring qt3.14 back - smash.
>other hallmates give them the nickname smash fags.
>midway through first semester, all of them leave but one when the start flunking all their classes.
>The one to rule them all achieves super massive black hole autism.
>RA has to speak with him about showering. Asks him why he isn't going to class, etc.
>"LOL, dude I have 4.0."
>This guy has literally never gone to class, how is that possible?
>Next semester get off campus apt.
>See school newspaper.
>Haha.jpg
>MFW
>Smash fans are the absolute best

Not OP, delivers link.

https://www2.ljworld.com/news/2018/jan/31/accused-ku-computer-hacker-facing-18-felony-charge/

>>7016680
>Be me
>in college
>partying, learning, good times
>3-4 virgins on my hall always in the same room playing Smash Melee.
>They start the Smash Melee club.
>I like video games, but not really a smash fan, play with them once to be friendly.
>Thought I was average at the game, but they all beat me easily.
>Their Smash autism force turns from neutron star to black hole.
>Leaving to catch 8:30am class, hear them debating about which character has the best blocks/whatever.
>Come back after party at 2am, still here them playing Smash and having their "smash debates."
>Their dorm room is right next to the stairs, and the elevator takes forever.
>Every time I walk by they are playing Smash. Leave for breakfast - smash. Back to get books mid-day - smash. Bring qt3.14 back - smash.
>other hallmates give them the nickname smash fags.
>midway through first semester, all of them leave but one when the start flunking all their classes.
>The one to rule them all achieves super massive black hole autism.
>RA has to speak with him about showering. Asks him why he isn't going to class, etc.
>"LOL, dude I have 4.0."
>This guy has literally never gone to class, how is that possible?
>Next semester get off campus apt.
>See school newspaper.
>Haha.jpg
>MFW
>Smash fans are the absolute best

Not OP, delivers link.

https://www2.ljworld.com/news/2018/jan/31/accused-ku-computer-hacker-facing-18-felony-charge/