/vr/ - Retro Games

>>9852030
Here's the thing you need to understand about the regular Wikipedian - humanity has been stripped from them. They were once wide-eyed, intrepid editors like you yearn to be. But they inadvertantly sacrificed their life's dreams to a virtual space that vaguely makes them feel like they belong. Their goals and loves and would-could-have-beens have harshly slipped them by so. At the same tme, the pages they hawk-watch, they do so out of a self-destructive, inescapable impulse. They trigger primitive neurons in their slug-person mushes that were once intelligent god-given brains that remind them of a time when they were young and human, feeding their gross sense of ego and entitlement. You see, these joyless husks see the living like you with envy. Upstarts come along and dare attempt to outshine them, after they've nested in this spot for so long? You do that, and it tells them just how meaningless their now-purposeless existence is. We can't have that; instead, better to rationalize you as the problem. The encyclopedia that anyone can edit? Don't be silly. There is nothing left to improve in the wasteful minds of the wiki-establishment. You are natural-born enemies with them. They will judge, jury, and execute your suggestions, just like a bad boss would in the absolute drudgery that is their off-site world. Abandon all logic ye who enter here: the only hope to "win" is to play the long game and outlive these poor souls as they inevitably succumb to their cheeto-induced heart attacks that grant them the release of death. Ah, relief. But be sharp, because other monsters are lying in wait for opportunities to do the same thing and snag your chance, allowing them to get kicks out of shaping the next impressional generation. That's right. You must become them to overcome them. Words on the Internet are a powerful tool indeed, for they can mask the true qualifications of the empty lot of socalled experts.
These sad creatures deserve your sympathy, not your scorn.