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>2011
>Couple of weeks after DNF's release
>Doomguy is comforting Samus at the table who is crying
>Samus is depressed becuase of DNF and still recovering from Other M
>Doomguy "Son, I'm not angry.. Just disappointed in you, What the hell were you trying to pull there"
>Duke "I wanted to be like the CoDs dad, Be famous"
>Doomguy "NO, You need to follow family tradition and keeping the fast paced action in FPS"
>Duke "Tradition? WHAT ABOUT DOOM3 DAD, WHAT ABOUT THAT"
>Doomguy "Alright! Doom 3 wasn't the best doom, but it wasn't the worst, It had Mod support, No weapon limitations, No health regan"
>Duke "FUCK YOU DAD, YOU ALWAYS DO THIS TO ME, I'M LEAVING AND NEVER COMING BACK, I'LL BE SOMETHING MORE SOMETHING BETTER THEN YOU'LL EVER BE, YOU JUST WATCH"
>runs outside and gets on his motorcycle
>Doomguy step out on the porch "Duke Nukem You get back here right now young man!"
>Duke "Goodbye dad"
>Drives out the driveway "AND DAD! I HOPE DOOM 4 SUCKS"
>Drives off never to be seen again.