/vr/ - Retro Games

>wake up, cumsluts
>*farts*
>we just got the rights to this fuckin, uh, Superman 64 game for some old Nintendo.
>durr ”soopamahn new adventuuuz”, yeah I don’t give a fuck what it’s actually called and I’ll fire your ass if you correct me again
>*takes a drag of cigar*
>anyway *hack hack cough*
>we’re gonna do a remake of it. We’re talking to nintendo for an exclusivity deal.
>Big money for us if it does well.
>The original was shit?
>okay? Make it not shit.
>I need a plan to make it a good game on my desk by the end of the week.
>*farts*
>I’m going home to fuck my wife for lunch. Don’t wait up

How is it that Nights gets a pass when it has the same gameplay of one of the supposed worst games of all time?