/vr/ - Retro Games

So they're all girls?

"So I says to him, 'It's my Cacodemon, I been tending Cacodemons since I was four years old.'"
"Right, right."
"And I'd know if my Cacodemon was in love with you."
"For God's sake."
"He says to me, 'I know your Cacodemon's in love with me.'"
"So you said how, Revenant?"
"So I says how! And he says, 'Well, she fucks me, don't she?'"
"And that's when you hit him."
"Right across the eyes with a missile. And now the Mastermind says I have to pay the bastard money because he went blind."
"Not fair."
"So I says to him, 'You didn't think he was gonna go blind fucking a Cacodemon with mange?'" "That would have been your fault, too."
"I would have gotten blamed for that, too. But what am I supposed to do when I find my Cacodemon laying on its side in the field, fucked within an inch of its life and a naked Mancubus with blue blood and GUTS all over his peck? Hit him with a missile! Fucking right I hit him with a missile!"

>>3339159

Ask him about demon genitals and anuses.