/vr/ - Retro Games

>>4673891
Really got me there. Guess I'll have to go hang myself now.

>CHILL penguin
>he's chill so he won't give you any trouble, clearly your first target
>gives you a shotgun
>great for hitting monkeys that jump around
>go for spark MANDRILL ( = monkey)
>get electric spark
>oh wow look an ARMORED armadillo, what could be his weakness, maybe something that doesn't give a fuck about armor, like ELECTRICITY?
>BOOM, rolling shield
>hmm what's a shield good for, maybe protecting you from stuff launched at you
>LAUNCH octopus BTFO, get fucking torpedos that go BOOM
>clearly to be used on BOOMER kuwanger
>boomeran CUTTER, clearly to be used in a forest stage
>fuck up chameleon, get sting
>it's the 90ies, so Sting is playing on the radio AKA is on the air --> Storm Eagle is your obvious next target
>get storm tornado which doesn't make any fucking sense but flame mammoth is last so who gives a fuck

I guess it's great for the "experience" enthusiast who wants to use hardware. Whether it's original or not is irrelevant, we didn't give a fuck back then either.

I only care about the games, so emulation is what I prefer.