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>>10711703
What if “Earthbound” had a genocide run?

>Be Ness.
>You’ve learned about this exciting power called PK Rollin after defeating a bunch of attack slugs and black antoids.
>You’re very excited to use it.
>You see an enemy approach you, so you try to attack it.
>But no one came.

>The Titanic Ant goes down in one hit thanks to your strength, as do the members of Onett’s Finest.
>You make your way to Twoson and place a call at your hotel to SAVE, but you hear a strange voice.
>“16 left…”
>Wondering what this means, you try out your newfound power on every single enemy you see.
>Just when you think you’re about to snag in one more kill for the experience, you look behind you to see what other enemy attacked you.
>But no one came.

>After getting the girl and doing the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard, you find yourself face to face with Giygas himself.
>You’ve learned an ability that can diamondize any enemy 100% of the time and you have lots of PP left to diamondize Giygas and then some.
>You focus on him and try PK Flash Ω!
>Before you stands a giant wall made of the most pristine diamond where Giygas once was. Giygas has been defeated and the world is saved… for now.
>Your neighbor, Porky Minch, decides to get while the getting’s good and flee.
>Defeating Giygas fills you with an insatiable need to diamondize even more people and objects.
>You contemplate whether it’s worth it to erase this world and move onto the next.
>But since when were you the one in control?

>Out in the distance, you hear a faint voice.
>“W-Wess!”
>“Y-You need to take care of the princess. It will be an arduous task to do, given that you already have your son to take care of, but the safety of our kingdom is of paramount importance.”
>“I will be fine here, but it is more important that you board the white ship over there.”
>“Just leave me be. Soon I’ll be—”

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