/vr/ - Retro Games

>be me
>ausfag
>go to Queensland a few years ago.
>the only theme parks in aus with anything worthwhile are here
>be scared of inversions
>go on now removed sea viper in Sea World (standard arrow 1 loop 2 corkscrews over the path)
>wonder what the fuck I was scared of it was fucking fun
>later go to movie world
>see vekoma SLC
>see batwings and loops and inline twists n shit
>all aboard,jpg
>guy next to me looks like keanu reeves and cut in the line like an asshole
>call him a cunt during the first drop to release the pit of fear in my stomach
>neverridewithoutyourhelmet.jpg
>despite the bruises it was fun as fuck
>feel sick afterwards because I went on an slc while physically ill and right after lunch
>decide not to go on the superman escape (intamin launch w/ vertical up/down hill where a lift would normally be)
>go back to hotel
>feelsbad but I can ride it tomorrow
>wake up next day
>...
>...........
>....................
>"get your shit packed anon we gotta get to the airport by noon!"
>............................
>mfw the scariest ride I have ever ridden is a fucking slc
>mfw based corkscrew at sea world replaced with some kiddy-teir shitcoaster
>mfw I will never go to cedar point or magic mountain etc etc
>mfw only theme park within driving distance is Luna Park Melbourne
>theridesareshit.jpg
>mfw I'm so low I'm greentexting in /vr/ct

>>2233842
>So what does the sex serve?

Nothing but to fuel the degeneracy of society, to attempt to add substance to your life, to suffer the heartbreak afterwards, and to spawn the world with more useless and spineless people to suffer in this nihilistic world.

Oh sorry you meant the mod?