/vr/ - Retro Games

>Hey Faggots,
>My name is Jace Hall, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are bearded, pedophilic, no-lifes who spend every second of their day playing stupid ass arcade games. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten a single sub? I mean, I guess it’s fun trying to make meaningless achievements, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than playing Mega Drive.
>Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I produced cinematic games and cinema.. What do you produce, other than pussy-ass single screen platformers? I also have a successful youtube channel, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just embrace cinematic gaming. Thanks for listening.
>Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch at the launch party for my app