/vr/ - Retro Games

>>7965559
You've just given me a great idea, Anon.
>Archie keeps making the imps stronger and stronger until it dies
>Imps revert to their base form when the archie dies

>>7870028
Okay, so current thoughts:
>The vines are ugly
>The vines which you can drop through blend into the vines which you can't
>A confusing mash up of assets, sounds and music
>Surprisingly okay weapons that feel pretty good to use, apart from the crossbow
>Secrets seem to only give you minor bonuses at best
>Esoteric switches which don't clearly show what they even do
>Why can't you buy ammo at level 0?
>An RPG system when there doesn't appear to be any kind of meaningful progress or choices involved at all
>A difficult to manage spell system which uses Doom's inventory, switching between spells is a pain in the ass
>The fireball is usually the superior option to shooting something
>A lot of the hallways and gaps are too narrow for you to build up any kind of momentum, as you keep touching walls and losing it
>The single boss fight so far was mind numbingly easy, but I'm guessing it's just a tutorial boss
>Why are the bombers from Serious Sam in this game and why do they poison you?
>It tries to be a cinematic experience and fails
>Doors blend into the environments and don't stand out enough
>The use of colour and lighting is really bad at some segments
>A lot of backtracking involved, rather than using looping level design
Overall, not as bad as the Touhou wad so far. It's not horrible, just mediocre. See you faggots later.

>>6335836
>>6335841
>no argument

>>5368872
>He’s been quoted as wanting to avoid Square turning into a Final Fantasy factory.
>Rename two series as Final Fantasy spinoffs for the west
>Release basically nothing but FF in the west
>Anything that isn't named FF gets the short end of the stick
>Also produce some anime series for good measure because FF isn't getting enough exposure yet
>Uses FF as a source for advertisement of third parties with FFVIII
>Produces various FF spinoffs ranging from Mystic Quest to Chocobo Dungeon
>Puts anything that isn't FF in second if not third place, often castrating projects by syphoning money and staff and funneling them into the FF division
>Nearly kills off the entire company for a shitty FF movie
>GUIZE SAKAGUCHI SAID HE DIDN'T WANT TO FOCUS ON FF SO MUCH, BELIEVE ME
It's amazing how gaming journalism conditioning works so well after all this time, even in front of dozens evidence you people still parrot the same old shit since decades.
When will you learn that Sakaguchi was the one who started the problems inside the company to begin with?
How do you even live with yourself by denying for decades the incompetence of a man who sinked not one but two companies with his atrocious business acumen, or lack of it?

Beyond first party shit? Nah.

>>5011820
>>5011803
You retards, Jeff was a dirty, perverted little nerd who came to rescue Paula because he wanted some tail, Tony has jack shit to do with this.