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>>5522652
One time I ate Taco bell and then got diarrhea, I didn't have toilet paper so I used my socks and had to go a whole day with no socks in my shoes, it was hard for me to walk on a hot 80* summer day in July. Gee I don't know what I was thinking, I thought that maybe trying Taco Bell's new Double Decker® Taco Supreme would have been good and filling which it indeed was, but man after eating that monster out, I felt a gurgling sensation in my anus and I let out a little wet fart and soiled my Deadpool undies which my grandma gave me for Christmas year in 2009. Luckily made it in time to a nearby bathroom on the highway as I was speeding 100mph to find because I couldn't hold it anymore! But in the end, I was relieved of my pressure and stress and will lay off Taco Bell for awhile until another day. Phew!