/vr/ - Retro Games

>>9722091
I just ran this through Sales Bullshit to English translator, here's the results:
>100% gameplay
We skimped out on writers and FMVs despite publishing our game on a CD.
>superb value
Straight into bargain bin speedrun achieved.
>outstanding graphics
You sure haven't seen anything THAT bad in your entire life.
>great entertainment
Unintentional comedy gold, perfect for riffing with your stoned friends.
>easy loading
Game CD is mostly circular, has the right size and we're almost sure there are no splinters and nails sticking out of it so it will fit in your drive just fine.
Jokes aside, it's a side-scroller, not an FPS, and apparently it was pretty good.