/vr/ - Retro Games

>>5119914
Not being able to identify simple traits to distinguish between teen and child-oriented content would be embarrassing. But it's unlikely you have the self-awareness to be embarrassed about anything, even desperately insisting that Final Fantasy VII is equally as childlike as Ocarina of Time in the face of hilariously contrary evidence.

>pointing out that I haven't memorized the Ocarina bestiary
You got me, anon. I mistook the "poes" for evil lanterns.
My point is that the fucking "demons" you're telling me are as dark and mature as Vincent Valentine literally have jack-o-lantern faces you can see in youtube videos for 2-year olds.

> its gotten to the point where they can't even argue against the term nintoddler because they throw tantrums like literal toddlers 24/7
Sad thing is I actually like these games. Especially the 2D zeldas. But if you were to tell me that Link to the Past and Legend of Zelda were meant to be suitable for 6-7 year olds while Final Fantasy IV was aimed more at 9-12 year olds, I'd say "yeah that sounds about right." I wouldn't desperately try to twist the evidence by comparing pictures of Gibdo and Anti-Fairies to Chocobos or Porom bopping Palom on the head.