/vr/ - Retro Games

Let's settle this.

http://strawpoll.me/5490611

Who were the best and the worst of the Belmonts /vr/?

>>1565241
Let's get down to business
To defeat Dracula!
Did they send me Torches
When I asked for a Cross?

You're the saddest guy I ever met
But you can bet your fancy shoes
Mister I'll make a Belmont!
Out of you!

Learn to use your rose whip
And throw the oak stick!
Hit the pots for the hearts!
Watch out on the stairs!
http://youtu.be/A5itnZOGlX0 [Embed]

You're a spineless, fool, pathetic shrimp
And you haven't got a clue.
Somehow we'll make a Belmont
Out of you.

I'm never gonna catch my breath
Say goodbye to those who knew me
Boy, was I a fool in school for failing church
Dracula: This guy's got them scared to death
Death: Well that just makes my job too easy
Now I really wish that I knew how to swim!

[Random Monsters] BELMONT CLAN
We must be swift as a raging spider!
[Random Monsters] BELMONT CLAN
With all the force of a great werewolf!
[Random Monsters] BELMONT CLAN
With all the strength of God's Holy Fire!
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon
[What a terrible night to have a curse!]
Time is racing toward us
'til Dracula revives.
Heed my every lesson
And you might survive.

You're unsuited for the dread of night
So pack up, go home you're through
How could I make a Belmont
Out of you?

[Random Monsters] BELMONT CLAN
We must be swift as a raging spider
[Random Monsters] BELMONT CLAN
With all the force of a great werewolf
[Random Monster] BELMONT CLAN
With all the strength of God's Holy Fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon!!!!!!!!!!!!

[repeat verse]

*Whip cracks into the sky as thunder falls*
PLAYER 1 START!

Let's set this, /vr/. Who's best Belmont?.

Richter is the correct answer, search in your Hydro Storm. You know it's true.