/vr/ - Retro Games

Lo Wang is shit
>no memorable quotes
>it makes no sense for a zipperhead to make a hiroshima joke, it's as if an american protagonist said ''just like 9/11'' after blowing something up altough all ping pongs are self hating so maybe he just desperately wants to ged ''good shitskin'' points
>annoying voice
>his pervert persona is done in a way that makes him look disgusting, Duke had a Johnny Bravo charm going on, too bad he is circumcised like all retarded americans who want to be more like their israeli masters
>he is bald

If Shadow Warrior were broken up into 3 episodes like Duke, which episode would be the best?

>Episode 1
Level 1: Seppuku Station
Level 2: Zilla Construction
Level 3: Master Leep's Temple
Level 4: Dark Woods of the Serpent
Level 5: Rising Son
Level 6: Killing Fields
Level 7: Hara-Kiri Harbor

>Episode 2
Level 8: Zilla's Villa
Level 9: Monastery
Level 10: Raider of the Lost Wang
Level 11: Sumo Sky Palace
Level 12: Bath House
Level 13: Unfriendly Skies
Level 14: Crude Oil

>Episode 3
Level 15: Coolie Mines
Level 16: Subpen 7
Level 17: The Great Escape
Level 18: Floating Fortress
Level 19: Water Torture
Level 20: Stone Rain

>>5243958
HEY, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU NEED ASS-KICK

You move like a pregnant yak