/vr/ - Retro Games

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FUCK YOU /vr/!
If you're dumb enough to play on Zandronum this weekend, you're a big enough shmuck to come on down to Sunday Night Shitshow!
Bad WADs!
Servers that always crash!
Trolls!
If you think you're gonna have a good time on SNS, you can kiss my ass!
It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker you'll play on this bullshit, guaranteed!
If you find a fun server, shove it up your ugly ass!
You heard us right, shove it up your ugly ass!
Bring your friends, bring your skins, bring your wife! We'll fuck her!
That's right, we'll fuck your wife!
Because on Sunday Night Shitshow, you're fucked six ways on a Sunday!
Take a hike to SNS, home of challenge pissing. That's right, challenge pissing! How does it work?
If you can piss on your computer and not fry the circuits, you get no packet loss!
Don't wait, don't delay, don't fuck with us, or we'll rip your nuts off!
Only at Sunday Night Shitshow, the only Zandronum server to call you a faggot!
Hurry up, asshole!
This event ends the minute after we make the announcement and you better not bounce or you're a dead motherfucker!
Go to hell!
Sunday Night Shitshow! Zandronum's filthiest, and exclusive home to the meanest sons of bitches in the entire doom community!
GUARANTEED!