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Duke Nukem Episode Official Power Rankings

I've spent this weekend painstakingly enjoying playing through every episode and official expansion on eduke and now I have the power rankings. Get ready for the extreme controvery, conditional agreement and general apathy that comewhen someone posts their opinion as fact on 4chan

>It's time to Limbo! tier
Duke Carribean: Life's a Beach
Fantastic maps, great music, cute reskins. No excessive keyhunting. There's nothing not to love

>Looks like I have the Conn tier
Lunar Apocalypse
Tidy corridors. Very neat. Duke Walks on the surface of the moon without a space suit

>All out of bubblegum tier
Shrapnel City & The Birth
This is what you came here for. Urban environments, big guns, tons of enemies

>Jack Thompson doesn't want you to see this tier
L.A. Meltdown
Adequate freeware level. Kinda short but it's helped by titties and having less of those gay exploding drones than usual.

>Get put on a watchlist tier
Duke it out in D.C.
Very cool maps based on real world locations. Too bad they're a nightmare to navigate

>Even Duke can't save Christmas if this was in your stocking tier
Nuclear Winter
Awful fan-made enemies and reskins and voice files. Dont' even bother.