/vr/ - Retro Games

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>>8562957
>be European
>have a dream about America
>wake up
>immediately begin thinking about America
>occasionally think about hobbies you had before you became obsessed with America full-time
>go to the /vr/ board where it is internationally known that your region was the worst
>get into dick measuring contests that no one else cares about
>try way too hard, exhibit immense beta vibes and come off like a 3/10 edgy nerd trying to neg a jock to impress girls who pity or resent you
>gets btfo again
>time to break the emergency glass and assert their most clever rebuttals
>a-at least i have le free healthcare (neglects to mention 50% VAT on income and $12k/yr salary lol)
>no one cares
>double down on clever rebuttals to assert your superiority
>more like le handegg (only very clever anons say this)
>no one cares
>anger rises
>go to bed and say nightly prayers to the Metric system
>dream about America again
>repeat