/vr/ - Retro Games

Let's play a game, devise a team of 3 for defeating Sephiroth. Here are the rules:

1.Cannot be from the Final Fantasy megaverse, we already know that Cloud, Valentine, and Tifa could kick Seph's ass.

2.Superheroes are allowed, so long as they aren't superpowered. Superman or the Flash alone would be more than a match for Sephiroth, so don't be a cheapass. Batman and the Punisher are acceptable, Superman, Wolverine, and Dr.Manhattan aren't.

3.Can be from another videogame 'verse.

4.Can only equip one materia.

5. Goes by plot power, so no saying, "Gameshark Seph to 9999 damage and everyone dies" or "Gamesharks Batman to do 9999 damage, killing Seph".

Here's my team:

1.Mike Tyson in his prime (damn I'm showing my age here), is amazingly fast, excellent defense, and punches really hard. What else would you expect from a former boxing champ? Hell, maybe he'd overpower Seph by himself.

2.Axel from Streets of Rage, because that game was fucking awesome and Axel was a tough bastard who'd kick wave after wave of cocksmoker ass.

3.The Punisher, whose high pain tolerance and kevlar, in addition to Marine corps. special training and high proficiency with bombs and firearms will come in handy.