/vr/ - Retro Games

>>9512528
>seagull_inhaling_sharply.jpg

Oh boy! More M2 ShotTriggers shit I'll never get to play because PC "master" race! The one platform Japs are completely allergic to because, despite claims that literally no one uses PCs in Japan, the real reason is (and always will be)...
>oh, big evil america berry berry baddu pirato steal-steal mans!
...followed by a half hour of passive-aggressive Kansai dialect kvetching about I need to "prease undahstandu" about how a single act of piracy is literally a lost sale (folded over 10,000 times) and another nuke dropped on Hiroshima -- all despite the fact that I'm standing here, with money in my hand and/or Steam wallet, patiently waiting for you to just shut the fuck up and take it in exchange for your product.

Don't constantly bitch about emulation somehow killing your market when you 1. know damn fucking well your own market isn't even your biggest consideration in 2022 and 2. you're making yet another product you don't actually plan on selling to anyone other than Sony console owners (and Switch owners, maybe, if they're been really good this year and beg for it loud enough on Twitter). OF COURSE no one actually plays shmups anymore. You won't fucking sell them to anyone. And why the fuck not? Because Degica's Cave releases on Steam didn't literally sell two million copies in their first hour after launch?
>oh, see! SEE?! u no wantu gaymu! jussa rike re thoughtu!

Fuck M2, and fuck Japan.

>>4846257
>play Strikers 1945 II, you weeblords
I only play weebshit that triggers wannabe dads and 16 year old boomers.