/vr/ - Retro Games

>>10604582
Uhh your mom

>>10435673
Not with that attitude.

>>10405093
I hope you're trolling, but at this point I wouldn't be surprised if you're serious.

>>10372664
Go throw your temper tantrum in your room, but I'm taking your Nintendo. You're grounded young lady and I want you to think about your bad attitude and retardation. Im not raising a dunce in this household NOT UNDER MY ROOF, DO. YOU. HEAR. ME?

>>10314140
Tell that to David braben, fuckin pansie. Braben wrote an on the fly bezier curve 3d renderer that can render whole fuckin planets 1:1 ratio with no loading times going from ground to space. He wrote it in 250,000 lines of asm all in under 1 megabyte and in 2 1/2 years. Bow down to the king.

>>10311420
Yes, it's a sex joke. Gex came out before Austin powers, by 3 years. You're just retarded it's ok, lots of things arent going to make sense to you.

>>10143719
Are you fucking retarded? It's not ironic, are you incapable of understanding there are others that will never fit into the little box you're ego dwells in? Be awestruck, simpleton and leave your drab "ironic" "unironic" Daria esque quips back in the 90s. Can you rebutt anything I posted or did you just need to say something opposite of me cause it rubbed you the wrong way?

>>10122458
I'm compelled to disbelieve you.

>>10003453
oh please

>>9962046
Everything you said has no bearing on if video games are art. Comparing super Mario to mona Lisa is one of the worst comparisons I've ever heard. Not all art is high art made by the most talented people of the era. Lots of people dont throw away their games because they like the to experience them over the years, your argument is trash. Like a painting people like to look at and see different things they didn't before, people will play games for the same reason, often talking about the detail and care put into the game for this unique experience. Many games take on experiences that become more than a distraction. Why is the Mona Lisa famous? It's a an above average portrait of the time, there's nothing special about it, it's pop culture at this point. Yet here you are using it against super Mario another pop culture icon. I'd argue that the same people who declare high art are pretentious losers more so than people who enjoy videogames, as the high art "enjoyer" has to suspend their logical criticism of art because they are told to or they are to be ostracized. You really think Picasso's later work is better than his actual portrait work? Imho la orana maria by Gauguin is better than any of Picasso's abstractions, because of the juxtaposition in it's subject matter and actually interesting stylization Gauguin used. You're so fucking ng stupid I can't believe it.

>>9936321
Also, I never said anything was bad. Learn reading comprehension.

>>9908196

>>9608092
>It doesn't matter
Yes it does.

Sometimes I glue my thumbs to my chest and pretend I'm a t-rex.

But I suppose that doesn't answer your question.

>earthworm jim's gun
>sonic's shoes
I hated all those rivalries from back then.
It was like the corporate suits wanted divide and conquer and caused everything I hated about middle school to be part of the video game conversation.
"HEY MAN IF YOU DON'T BE THE BULLY YOU'RE GONNA BE BULLIED"
Fuck off. Faggot corpos.

No one thinks about this.
Not even Nintendo.
Especially not Nintendo.
But especially not me.
But especially not you.
No one.