/vr/ - Retro Games

>>10142196
>>10142207
This reads like one of the twitter-shitposts I see all the time.

>>7949142
Doubt it, considering he could enslave the human race over a weekend if he wanted to.

>>7428762
Sure buddy.

>>6832529
www.RetroPEW.com has now become available for contributions through GitHub. Please check it out if you have anything you would like to add to the growing list.

Do you ever think he will return to video james?

Guys, in literally shaking, I cant believe what just happened; I saw John Carmack at a grocery store in Austin yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>the fucking panda is back

Should I play Babel or D4T to celebrate?

>>5773656
>Joe takes a wiff
>Wide eyed, he starts to dissolve in front of our eyes and transcends this plane of existence
>his eyes say it all : I SEE, FINALLY I SEE
>John just looks with his shit eating smile and mutters "Hmmmmmm"

>>5154147
Because he created the engines for some of the greatest games of all time, why the fuck isn't Carmack smug?

Are you fags done with the Cultistposting?

>>5089042
>>5088986
Buttmad

>>5031098
>Doom is about killing our inner demons

>>4793114
This made me laugh more than I want to admit

What if John Carmack opened a pizzeria?

>late night at the Quake headquarters, everyone is overworked and ready to go home
>I slip into the room, unnoticed, and hop onto a computer
>I enter the fast inverse square root with the knowledge granted to me by the time travelers who informed me of the Oculus Rift
>slink back into the shadows, unnoticed
>everyone comes back in the next day and they're all scratching their heads trying to figure out what happened and who did it
>mfw

>>3329713
Come back when you're a little... mmmmmmmmmmmmm, optimized

Is it true that Carmack said that the Build engine was held together with gum?

>>3283868
>he was 12 in 2008