/vr/ - Retro Games

>>9527847
oh god, biggest rent regret ever, I thought it would be a fun action game with sexy girls, I saw Konami on the title so i figured it would be good, but the controls...my god the controls. I don't even remember how bad it played because i blocked it out of my mind, but I remember my utter disgust towards the controls, even as a dumb kid with no taste I knew this was unredeemable dogshit, like not even the cgi cutscenes were worth the rent. I've never rejected a game so fast in my life. Maybe disc 2 was better? fuck no, just as bad!
I still regret renting that, I could've just rented doa2 again.

Years later I found out it was also a poor adaptation of the action figures apparently. How do you fuck up this bad? imagine being a fan of this toy line, you finally get an adaptation, and this is what you have to play with? ugh. I feel sorry for those fans.
The only reason I remember this game after all these years is because of just how bad it was, it's probably not even that bad, it just left a really, really bad taste in my mouth, more than Red Ninja, how did you manage to do that. Why did I rent this...
I think I first heard of it on Toonami, my memory is a bit fuzzy on that but if that was the case, fuck you, Tom, I liked the fat Tom better.