/vr/ - Retro Games

>>10093409
>Don't be so fucking negative, it's perfectly likely they will create a remake that surpasses the original
Oh, you poor innocent retard. You don't realize that the people making games today aren't normal guys in the 90s with hope and optimism. The people making games today are bisexual women and mutts with green hair who grew up on GMOs, microplastics and social media. The quality of human souls has been deteriorated by demonic influence. Things will only get worse from here. Best prepare yourself for the end of days, and give up those childish notions of a better future.

>>9625590
It's a cool device. I like how it generates memory cards per-game in my PlayStation that I modded with an X-Station. I'm looking forward to the GameCube version since I have some PAL and Japanese games that I can play on there.

>>9565829
>gets butthurt
I tried.

>>9538726
>if you thought I was gonna read that shit
and you did

>>9458389
>go on a trip to Atlantic City with some friends a few years ago
>staying in a hotel near the casino
>spend most of the day getting drunk and high, playing slots and blackjack, then go back to the hotel room at night
>four of us hanging out in the room, take out my laptop and start playing DKC on Snes9x
>my one fat friend starts watching me play
>play up to the first water level, my one friend starts to get tired and falls asleep on his bed. we decide to start starting trash, bottles and cigarette butts on him, seeing how far we can go without waking him up
>cover every inch of his body in a massive pile of filth
>we've had our fun, start to fall asleep, water level music still playing on the laptop, never bothered to turn the game off.
>after about 15m, my fat friend gets off his bed, takes out his phone, puts it up to the head of the guy we stacked trash on and starts playing gay porn at full volume
>turns his flashlight on and makes it strobe, pressing it directly against his closed eyes
>he does this for 10 minutes straight, pounding him with the sound of gays fucking and a strobe light flashing while DKC's water music plays softly in the background
>we have a good laugh and go to sleep
>the guy wakes up in the morning and brushes all the trash off and says he was so drunk that he has no memory of what happened the night before, but that for some reason, it was the best sleep he ever had
whenever i see DKC it makes me think about that night. good game.

i really don't understand this stuff. give me a PC, a wooden chair and a beer, and i'll be set. why does any adult man need figurines and posters? what are you getting from this? something is in the water, this is not normal.

an eclectic mix for your enjoyment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVVGtmwK58U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urGyhgzdSvQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxUInkSZWaY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_6Gcr0o3z8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkQyJ2i86Tc

In this thread, I tell you every great game ever made. Yes, this is every great game, ever. If you disagree, you are wrong. The games are as follows:
DOOM
Quake
Quake 3
Diablo
Diablo 2
The Lost Vikings
Norse by Norsewest
StarCraft
WarCraft 3
Command and Conquer Renegade
Ragnarok Online
Timesplitters 2
Resident Evil 4
Alundra
Ocarina of Time
Gauntlet Dark Legacy
Star Fox 64
Final Fantasy Origins
F-Zero GX
Advance Wars 2
Donkey Kong Country
Demon's Souls (not retro but fuck you)
Yes, this list comprises every great game ever made. You will notice the (almost) complete lack of bing bing wahoos, jarpigs, fighters, sports games and other garbage -- that is because this is a list of great games, not shitty gay assturd diarrhea games. Your favorite game didn't make the list? Well, then I regret to inform you, but it's shit. Thank you.

>>9117746
lol this nigger is mad