/vr/ - Retro Games

>>10096574
nah, sorry man, you lost. i BTFO'd every single point you made. you don't even know the game well enough to realize that you don't have to talk to completely optional NPCs. it's worrying that you did this for 25 years and then try to tell me you aren't retarded. that is some low IQ shit, brother. regardless, you refuse to admit how limited the enemy variety is. you refuse to accept how repetitive the dungeon's visual design is, even when confronted with visual proof. you make dimwit arguments like saying skulltulas and a single deku merchant are "interesting side content". your cope status is red. worst of all, you're so angry that your best comeback to having your favorite dungeon officially rebranded as Jabu Jabu's Colon™ is to just recycle somebody else' one-off "have sex" comment for a dozen posts because you do, in fact, need to have sex. anyway, now that you've conceded, i think we've cleared everything up in regards to JJC and why it's a fundamentally bad dungeon. i won't respond again, but you will. good day!

>time limit in a game about exploring
yep, that's it: the game is a fundamental failure of design. you WILL do the same shit over and over no matter how well you already know the game, and it isn't fun shit. it's boring shit. everything in the game is designed to be as tedious and repetitive and boring as possible. even the fucking save system is annoying. you want an epic high fantasy adventure? fuck you, you aren't getting anything you cunt, nothing except a bunch of rejected ghibli movie character designs with emo cutter highschooler personalities shoved into a tiny ass world with 4 dungeons, that is -- but OH WAIT, you can give the guy paper for his butthole multiple times! it's a living breathing world! no thanks, i'll stick with Ocarina of Time. if liking an actual good game makes me a brainlet and liking this pseud trash makes you a genius, then i will gladly label myself "WORLD'S DUMBEST RETARD". fuck Gayjora and fuck you.

>>9567461

>>9538707
>another rent free autist reads the entire thing and posts salty reply

>>9400334
>you need to like what i like
nope lol

>>9214370
>alright my negro i know you're right, but sometimes i just want to play my PS4, fr no cap
lol have a good night bro

>>9117757
>owns himself for 5 replies
>last ditch insult is to say you make money
lol, l8r sk8r

>>9071573