/vr/ - Retro Games

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>SANIC 06 WASNT BAD! WEREWOLF SONIC WASNT GAY! MUH ADVENTURE!!!!

Funny how I only see people try and salvage these incredibly mediocre games when it comes to beloved characters. Take sonic away and replace him with a stick figure and the classics are still awesome. Adventure on the other hand would be forgotten shovelware. It is sad to see someone write 6 paragraphs about how a 5/10 games was not really that bad.

>MUH FURFAG COMICS!!!!

If your character is an annoying meme lord, most the games are bad, and the fanbase is very loud and has pockets of gay weirdos (you), the result is Modern Sonic being one giant joke.

>HES A COOL GUY!
NO.
This isn't a controversial opinion. NuSonic is hated. Yet when Mania dropped it was nothing but love among mainstream audiences. It's socially acceptable to like the classics but liking NuSonic will label you a weirdo. Don't shoot the Messenger furfaggo

I miss when games were just games, and they weren't ashamed of it. Why does Mario collect coins? BECAUSE ITS A FUCKING VIDEO GAME. If board games all tried to become movie simulators, people would be "nostalgic" for scrabble and monopoly.

Go watch a fucking movie, faggot.

>MUH QUALITY OF LIFE!!!
>MUH EVOLUTION!!!

Idiot don't understand that classics like Megaman, Castlevania, Sonic, Metroid, Zelda, and so on, are not "inferior relics of their time" but fun games with their own unique rules and mechanics that their modern "updates" completely LACK. They're a completely different experience from modern games just like how listening to two different genres of music are different experiences.

Is obvious that people who think games need to "evolve" aren't real gamers, just losers that couldn't make it in the film industry. This is obvious by the fact that their definition of evolution just amounts to homogeneity and fads.

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