/vr/ - Retro Games

>"Alright... time to make a dead body twisting event!"
>A_setspeed (8)
>"...that doesn't look right."
>A_setspeed (3)
>"Still not right."
>A_setspeed (1)
>"...wait, now everything messed up and I can't boot the goddamn game anymore."
>AAAAA A_dropitem("twitchybody")
>"...still can't boo-"
>(add random flag swapping, a bunch of TNT1 A 0 lines and other hopeless attempts to fix this here)
>"'kay, I'm gonna pretend the game is retarded and that the word "jump" is taken literally."
>A_chase
>Now everything works as intended
ASDASDASDDADSAS
JESUS
FUCKING
CHRIST

>"Okay, time to make a new sprite! I will just inherit with this, that, aaand..."
>Game: "Nope."
>"Okay, maybe if I change some properties...?"
>Game: "Nope."
>"Geez, what about the hei--"
>Game: "Nope"
>"Dude WTF BUT THE CODE IS EXACTLY THE SAME!"
>Game: "lolno"
>mfw