/vr/ - Retro Games

Hey, this is weird, but do you ever look at the textures or animations in old sprite based games / early 3D games and want to eat them?
Like the model of the Doom shotgun when you pump it? Does that look tasty to you? Like you just wanna bite the side of it mid-pump and have it shatter like rock candy in your mouth? It looks really appetizing to me.
Or the shiny deep dark blue texture that's used for keys/doors/some walls? Tasty? Yes? I want to eat that color. I want to eat Doom colors. I think the mageneta textures would taste a bit spicy. I'm scared to eat them. I'd lick them first.
The shape that forms when UAC doors make their opening/shutting sound would taste like huffing petrol, I think.
Quake 2 has some really tasty lighting but I don't think I'd eat the guns because they wiggle too much, like a freshly skinned fish or frog.
I wanna tear off the Shambler's raspberry flavored cotton candy coat.
I wanna massage the brick walls in Wolfenstein 3D and pop them like bubble wrapping.
John Romero's severed head smells like spaghetti.