/vr/ - Retro Games

Terrydactyland good
>Giant rock penis
>Humba is an Amazon lady, endowing many adolescent boys with giant penis
>Dinosaurs are cool
>Cavemen are cool
>T-rex makes the rumble pak go crazy, causing further exploration of my sexuality
>I'm sure the stomping plains are probably somebody's fetish
>Terry is just a single father trying his best

Terrydactyland bad
>it's VERTICAL
>boy I hope you like beige and brown
>every fucking thing is slow slow slow slow
>music is the ONLY weak Grant Kirkhope track in the BK duology
>the T-rex steps on a button and scares a caveman and NOTHING else
>each of the 70 dimly lit caves looks identical
>dino tummy FPS minigame is easy and dumb
>NO SERIOUSLY WHERE WHERE AM I WHERE DO I FUCKING GO
>the styracosaurus family is the worst most tediously boring jiggy in the game
>good luck finding Terry's 4th egg kid :)
>mumbo/humba back-and-forth is extremely mind-numbing
>you WILL take ages trying to find solo Banjo's item carrying move and you WILL forget how to use it and have to come all the way back to have it explained again
>95% of signposts up to now in this game have been useless but one jiggy REQUIRES you read a sign that isn't even prominently placed
>learning how to roar is the most asinine unintuitive thing ever
>good luck finding the last cheato page you have to backtrack for lol
>if you didn't do the caveman tiptoe jiggy from world 1 you need to backtrack to Mayhem Temple to open the gate from that side
>extremely easy to miss where the jump shoes are that lead up to Terry
>clockwork egg maze cool in theory annoying in practice

The Stomping Plains in Banjo-Tooie. The entire area just reeks of death and the lack of music makes it even worse.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRM-if7IPws