/vr/ - Retro Games

>>8175116
>that voice acting
>"wee little cacos"

>>7935995
I'll always remember when someone on one of these threads once said "how does he have 7 kids?" and another anon replied with "he nutted in that good Mormon pussy 7 times" and how hard it made me laugh

>>7806145
>"Xen aliens are people!..... Man!"

>>7730618
>Press "Use" key to continue
>Use key
>On a woman

>>7465037
>A small child tries to default dance but get killed by a squashing door that a player nearby opens

>>7347324
>you can see your tits in first person
>similar to that one Jurassic Park game, you look at them to check your health, but instead of a tattoo of a heart, it's based on the amount of tit jiggle
>the less your tits jiggle the lower your health is

>>7309832
I never saw Dan Vs., but from what little I know of him and his voice saying that copypasta is devastating my sides

>>7159131
>All Doom Guys Are Bastards