/vr/ - Retro Games

Why do people actually want a new Duke Nukem game?
Do you guys actually remember what Duke 3D was like?

>weak, unsatisfying weapons
>damage sponge enemies, half of which are hitscanners
>seriously, second enemy you meet, who is a hitscanner, can't even be taken down with one shotgun blast, normally takes three
>boring, unmemorable levels
>most levels are cramped corridors
>clearly designed to be a place rather than a fun videogame level
>first person platforming over instant death pits
>first person platforming over instant death pits but the area you are standing is sloped so it does that build engine thing
>the few open areas are full of hitscanners
>the first enemy you meet can fly
>can fly in the first level which is infinitely tall for no reason
>switch puzzles
>no direct sequel, just two rushed expansions which reuse levels
>a couple of bad to ok ps1 third person shooters
>duke nukem forever

And now we are in modern day.
Face it, Duke was never good.
The only reason you remember him fondly is because you were 12 and you knew you were not meant to be seeing boobies.
Grow up and stop fawning over Jon St John because hes a Randy-backed shill.