/vr/ - Retro Games

>it's a Castlevania thread on /vr/

I'll sum it up for ya

CV1
>Shit game with shit controls and shit design, overrated.
CV2
>Shit game with obtuse secrets, unbeatable without nintendo power
CV3
>Shit game with bad level design and casual gimmicks like flying with Alucard
CV4
>Shit game with too easy controls, shit level design, because I'm a Hardcore gamer and I only play Hardcore games for Hardcore gamers such as myself, also Nintendo, also AVGN
Rondo
>Shit game with bad level design, casual item crash and easiest Dracula fight, also overrated
Bloodlines
>Shit game that feels like a generic action game with castlevania logo slapped on it, shit level design, also Sega
X68000/Chronicles
>Shit game with worse controls than even CV1, bad level design, and liked by hipsters
SOTN
>Shit casualest of all casual CV games, the King of Casualvania, god, did I mention I hate this one? Fuck Igarashi, fuck konami, and fuck your mother

I could go on, but you get the idea.