/vr/ - Retro Games

Holy fucking autism, OP. Either you’re a bad troll or you’re fucking maniacal. Each aspect of a game’s cover is supposed to represent pieces of a game. Let’s start with Banjo:
>banjo and kazooie carrying a jinjo to safety and reaching for a jiggy
This represents the game’s collecting aspect
>mumbo, bottles, and chimpy to the side
characters you will meet and might help you on your adventure, who fucking knows, play the game to find out, retard
>giant, menacing grunty reaching for banjo
obviously the main antagonist, especially considering she’s fucking repulsive and has a look of bad intent
Now we’ll do >>9456279:
>wes in the back
that’s you, dumbass
>legendary beasts up front
you catch them in this game, they’re there to let people know these mons you can’t normally find in ruby and sapphire can be caught and eventually transferred to them
>kyogre and groudon to the sides
if you pay close attention, which I know is hard for a special needs student like (You) it kind of looks like they’re battling. It represents the fact that you can hook up Ruby and Sapphire to your Nintendo GameCube™ via the Game Boy Advance™ Link Cable™ (sold separately in case you didn’t read the box you slobbering pinhead). Now here’s an example of a game box with actual false advertising. This is Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets for the PlayStation 2. Read the last bulletin under “FEATURES.”
>Interact with all your favorite characters, including Ron, Hermione, Hagrid, Dobby™, and Gilderoy Lockhart™
>Dobby™
If you’ve played the game you’ll know he doesn’t exist in the game in any way, shape or form. Not even passively mentioned by any character. I also don’t really care and just assume he was cut early on and the marketing team just forgot about it. Fuck your thread and fuck you for being a mouth breathing nigger.