/vr/ - Retro Games

this is the tale of my neighbor Elias or like he was called in our black Elias the mytho.

Elias was a short fat geeky kid so he was predestined to be bullied but what make things worst he was the biggest fucking liar i have ever seen in my life and not even clever/believable lies. they were the most ridiculous fantasy level of shit ever.
I was a nerd glass geeky kid so i had my share of that too but even I hated him with all my guts.

Anyway here some of his /vr/ lies.
>He finished Street fighter 2 turbo with every character on the hardest difficulty and unlocked robots version of each on of them.
>On this super secret version there is traps on levels like a circular saw blade on zengief stage.
>He played Creepy Crawlers vs TMNT video game on PS1 and we better not buy it when they will release it cause it was meh.
>When the N64 got released He was already testing the Super Playstation a 64bits red console,4 pad connectors.
>At his cousin house he watched the Castlevania movie but he don't want to talk about it cause it was so scary the military banned it.
>On stage 2 of Robocop 2 arcade game he could play Robocop 1 game on one of the arcade cab on the stage.
>He played the Super metroid pinball table where the ball can transform into samus and do the same shit as in the game.
>When he was ill with gastroenteritis shitting his pants for a week he told all kid at school that it was a cover up cause he was on a trip to his cousin house who done highscores in 5 games at the arcade and they give them access to a secret arcade place only for elites.

Ask if you want more there is tones of others craps like this but they are not /vr/ related
>Carnivorous pet turtle saga (kind of sad).
>Console remote controlled majorette cars saga.
>Aliens/light entities communication saga ruined school life edition.
>his dwarfs who eat only lettuce and olives saga.
And my favorite
>He can't feel pain and need to fake it so people think he is normal.